17/02/10

Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Says He's “Allergic to Vagina” In Details



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www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com

How are all the homosexuals are going to feel about frustrated housewives and tween cutters buying up all the copies of Details this month? But they should have thought of that before they put Rob Pattinson on their 10th anniversary edition. And since Details is for gays, and Robert Pattinson is probably a closted gay, you'll never guess how gay his interview was. Here's a hint: He hate pussy. Yup, he basically revealed he is a total queer. It's no surprise at all. If you were constantly bombarded with 10-14 year old girls and their homely ass soccer moms, you would be gay too. But for the folks behind the Twilight cash machine, this exactly what you don't want your most high-profile romantic male lead ever to say out loud. He says:
"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

Wow, sitting for six hours around a bunch of beautiful naked women must have made you run out Purell and anti-septic wipes. Lol, you big fag. Yeah, it sounds like real torture. Maybe for your next photoshoot, you can come out in cut off jean shorts and roller skates while brushing your Barbie's hair. You know, to fully drive the point home you would rather go down on a hedge trimmer than a vagina. Hahaha... So Pattinson prefers dick, is this any surprise? The dude didn't even know what to say the girls. But I know what you say to a bunch of hot naked girls, "All you fucking bitches get in that van and put these cuffs on. This photo-shoot is over, we are going to Ted Bundy Land for some advanced fun!"

Actually I think Rob Pattinson might have been referring to an old standard joke, "I'm allergic to vaginas - they make me swell up" meaning get an erection. But he seems to have told it kinda gay. And since there are a ton of rumors that he is gay, this did not help. And was miss interpreted by most people because it seemingly confirmed their speculations. Anyway, this is the same guy who claimed to fame in another interview is not bathing or wearing deodorant. God I feel bad for those models. They had to look at him AND smell him all that time. BTW, here are the leaked nudity lace pictures from March issue of Details: Click on pictures to enlarge.



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Robert Thomas Pattinson (born May13, 1986 in London, England) is an English actor, model and musician. He is best known for playing Edward Cullen in the film adaptation of Twilight, a novel by Stephenie Meyer, and for the role of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com



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